My fave liam pics :’)


Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.


Kira is lucky.

Why’s that?

You are a good mother.

I don’t really think so.


'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

So killing somebody, even if you have to do it, it feels that bad?

It’s the ugliest thing in the world.


Hannibal: 30 day meme
Day 2: A favorite guest star and/or “killer of the week”
↳ Tobias Budge

I open his throat from the outside to access the trachea and expose the vocal cords. I open his throat from the inside, using the neck of a cello. Powder on the wound. I wanted to play him. I wanted to create a sound. My sound. This… is my design.

ob season two meme | five characters
sarah manning [5/5]


I couldn’t resist.


Irene Adler, professionally known as ”The Woman”






The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself